What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Ah so!”

Why don't I want to talk to my girlfriend when she loves me a lot? I feel bored.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Octopussy

Would you let your partner cheat on you every now and again?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-All the bad guys are black.

A View to a Kill

What celebrity do you admire the most?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Moonraker

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

How long would you let a homeless friend stay at your house?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

From Russia With Love

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Was Jimmy Carter a good President of the United States?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What does it mean if someone asks if it’s pink?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Live and Let Die

Why is Nickelback known to be a bad band?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Are there any nude pictures of women with big tits?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What causes you to be tired all the time and major headaches?

Goldfinger

You Only Live Twice

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why are Indians so influenced by the Western culture, when the Indian tradition has so much to give?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Dr No

-J W Pepper

What is one thing nice you did for someone today or something they did for you?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.